Calvin & Hobbes - Week of Jan 28th

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http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/02/01/

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How smart is your right foot????

Thanks to John for this post.
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You will not believe this.......try it!

How smart is your right foot?

This is way too crazy and we just have to really wonder how the mind really works.

How smart is Your Right Foot?

Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon........... This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Send it to your buddies to frustrate them too. (I just did).

Fwd: 60 years after ww II- please forward

Please read the little cartoon carefully, it's powerful.  Then read the comments at the end, and please - forward it!  We cannot, we must not, ever forget what happened in Europe over 60 years ago, because it could happen again.  Anyone, any group, could be the target.  It has been said that those who refuse to study history are doomed to repeat it.  In this case, those who are attempting to rewrite history are probably planning to repeat it!  The hatred is already there, in place, taught to the children from infancy, with promises of glory and honor to those who carry out the plans. Forewarned is forearmed, and I'm doing my small part by forwarding this message.   I hope you'll do the same.

In Memoriam

 

 

It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended..  This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the six million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests who were murdered, massacred, raped, burned, starved and humiliated with the German and Russia peoples looking the other way!

Paul's Phones - Home:  972.423.7949  Cell:  972.841.5755  Fax:  253.550.8342

Old Guy Golf

Thanks to Sonny and Snuffy for this post. Is that an "old guys" singing group name? :>)
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Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast.

'That's it,' he tells his wife. 'I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I've hit the ball I couldn't see where it went.'

His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try..'

'That's no good' sighs Arthur, 'your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help.'

'He may be a hundred and three', says the wife, 'but his eyesight is perfect'

So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law. 'Did you see the ball?'

'Of course I did!' replied the brother-in-law. 'I have perfect eyesight'.

'Where did it go?' says Arthur.

'I don't remember.'

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Calvin & Hobbes - Week of Jan 21th

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/27/

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/26/

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/25/

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/24/

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/23/

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http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/21/

The Vow of Celibacy

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.

He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.

After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script.

The angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying.

"The R! They left out the R!"

"What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks.

After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"

From Comedy Central

Texan of the Year, by Dallas Morning News

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/opinion/texanofyear/stories/123007dnedianonymous.278c46.html

Calvin & Hobbes - Week of Jan 14th

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/14/

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/15/

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/16/

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/17/

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/18/

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/19/

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/01/20/

Drinking Politics

A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached."

The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. "Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run my business!"

"Listen, I'm the customer, so I'm always right." the man says. "That picture offends me, so I want you to take it down."

"That tears it," the bartender says, "How would you like it if I came into your bar and told you what to do?"

"Well, you'd be the customer, so you'd be right," the man says.

"Fine, then let's switch places," the bartender says.

So, they do. The man takes the bartender's place behind the bar, and the bartender walks outside, waits a moment, and then comes back inside. The bartender sits at the bar and says to the bar, "You should take that pin off. The Democrats are destroying our country with their liberal agenda."

"Sorry," the man says, "but we don't serve Republicans here."

Texas Humor

Very funny. Thanks, Bill K!
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This is for all you history buffs.

It was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo . He then walked up to the observation post along the west wall of this fort.

William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall. These three men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily toward them.

With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said, "Jim, are we having some landscaping done today?"