Friday, March 6, 2009

On the Lighter Side

You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor, he just tears him up.

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.

You don't realize how easy a game is until you get up in the broadcasting booth.

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