Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

>Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
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>Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
> which one can die.
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>Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see
> him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
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>Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
> teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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>Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for
> anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down
> the stairs.
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>Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
> in hospitals dying of nothing.
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>Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
> pays no attention to Criticism.
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>Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a
> substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
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>Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
> weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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>And The Number 1 - Thought For 2008: We know exactly where one
> cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows
> in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal
> immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
> Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.