Don't Mess with Farm Kids

A young boy comes down for
breakfast. Since they live
on a farm, his mother asks
if he has done his chores.
'Not yet,' said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast
until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little ticked off
so when he feeds the chickens,
he kicks a chicken. When he feeds
the cows, he kicks a cow.
When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and
his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

'How come I don't get any eggs
and bacon, and why don't I have
any milk in my cereal?' he asks.

'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you
kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you
kick the pig, so you don't get
any bacon for a week either.
I saw you kick the cow so for
a week you aren't getting any milk.'

Just then, his father comes down
for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his
mother with a smile, and says,
'You gonna tell him or should I?'
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Thank you, Snuffy.