Thursday, June 5, 2008

Southern Baptist Shampoo

While shopping in a food store, two Baptist ladies happened to
pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.
One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second Baptist answered that, indeed, it would be very
nice to have one, but that she would feel
uncomfortable about purchasing it.
The first Baptist replied that she would handle that
without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took
it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look, so the Baptist said,
'This is for washing our hair.'

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the
counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag
with the beer.

'The curlers are on me.'

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