When women lie...

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.

'Is   this your thimble?' the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, 'No.'


The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden   thimble studded with rubies. s this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress   replied, 'No.'


The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress   replied, 'Yes.'
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the   seamstress went home happy.


Some   years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband    along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and
asked her, 'Why are you crying?'

'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'
Lord went down into the water and came up with
George   Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.
'Yes,'cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That   is an untruth!'

The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my   Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said   'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad   Pitt. if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and   in the best interest of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it.


Signed,
All Us Women