Proofreading Laughs

(Proofreading is a dying art, would you say?)
 
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
 
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day. 
 



I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny. 
 
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
 
     No, really? Ya think?
 
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
 
       Now that's taking things a bit far!
 
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
 
       What a guy! 
 
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
 
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
 
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 Ju venile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
 
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
 
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War Dims Hope for Peace
 
 I can see where it might have that effect!
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 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
 
   Ya think?!
 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
 
     Who would have thought!
 
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Enfield (  London  ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 
 
They may be on to something!
 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
 
      You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!
 
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
 
     He probably IS the battery charge!
 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
 
Weren't they fat enough?!
 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
 
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
 
 
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
 
       Do they taste like chicken?****************************************
 
  Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half;
 
       Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
 
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
 
  Boy, are they tall!
 
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And the winner is....
 
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
 
     Did I read that right?
 
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!