What I Want In a Man -- As Years Go By...

1.       Handsome
2.    Charming
3.    Financially successful
4.      A caring listener
5.    Witty
6.    In good shape
7.      Dresses with style
8.    Appreciates finer things
9.    Full of thoughtful surprises
10.  An imaginative, romantic lover


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  32)
 
1.   Nice looking
2.   Opens car doors, holds  chairs
3.   Has enough money for a nice  dinner
4.   Listens more than talks
5.   Laughs at my jokes
6.   Carries bags of groceries with  ease
7.   Owns at least one tie
8.   Appreciates a good home-cooked  meal
9.   Remembers birthdays and  anniversaries
10.  Seeks romance at least once a  week
 
 
 
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  42)
 
1.   Not too ugly
2.   Doesn't drive off until I'm in the  car
3.   Works steady - splurges on dinner out  occasionally
4.  Nods head when I'm  talking
5.  Usually remembers punch lines of  jokes
6.  Is in good enough shape to rearrange the  furniture
7.  Wears a shirt that covers his  stomach
8.  Knows not to buy champagne with  screw-top lids
9.  Remembers to put the toilet  seat down
10. Shaves most  weekends

 
 
What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  52)
 
1.   Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2.  Doesn't belch or  scratch in public
3.  Doesn't borrow money too  often
4.  Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm  venting
5.  Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many  times
6.  Is in good enough shape to get off couch on  weekends
7.  Usually wears matching socks and  fresh underwear
8.  Appreciates a good TV  dinner
9.  Remembers your name on  occasion
10. Shaves some  weekends
 


What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  62)
 
1.   Doesn't scare small children
2.  Remembers where  bathroom is
3.  Doesn't require much money for  upkeep
4.  Only snores lightly when  asleep
5.  Remembers why he's laughing
6.   Is in good enough shape to stand up by  himself
7.  Usually wears some  clothes
8.  Likes soft foods
9.   Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers  that it's the weekend


What  I Want in a Man, Revised  List (age  72)
 
1  Breathing.
2  Doesn't miss the toilet...